Where are my car keys?

OH JACK!!! What would we do without you? Well for one thing, we would have still had that pan of cookies you ate last month, and also the dozen danishes you ate the week after that (but you looked so cute with of that frosting all over your fur), and also all of our blankets would still be intact. No one would be there to sit in our laps, nudge at our hands constantly to play fetch, or freak out when we try to get ice cubes from the freezer. How about ever morning when we get ready, you play a game with yourself by jumping in and out of the dang tub over and over and over again. And you look so dang cute when you try to sit up like a human and balance your body, or walk on the spine of the couch like a cat. You crack us up every morning when you decide to jump on us at the exact moment our alarm goes off... just to make sure we don't push the sleep button. We love that you are apart of our little family and couldn't imaging life without you and your stinky bum!!!!